Teesside Social Justice

War on Terror: Latest News

haarpwave — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 16:18:38 GMT

Quote:

Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.
- George W. Bush, Address to a Joint Session of Congress and the American People, Washington, D.C., U.S.A.

As some of you may know I am an Anti-American Government and therefore a terrorist under the Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act of 2001 (US Public Law 107-56), better known as the US Patriot Act.
Rules are made to be broken though and I'm only telling the truth. Here I wish to provide the truth in picture form. I'm not a journalist or anything, but I thought I'd have a go at writing a news article from my point of view, using all the random Bush pictures on my computer.

To start off you might need a little bit of background information, and just incase you don't watch the news or follow politics very much.
Here is a detailed CIA map of the current United States security situation:

Don't worry though. The United States government has provided us (well I say us, I know we're technically British citizens, but the Americans don't know that so shhh) with the following terrorism advice:

and United States president George W Bush cares about his citizens. Even when he appears to be on holiday as pictured below instead of doing political and war stuff in the White House:

But you can be assured that he has his plan all sussed out and he thinks about it and his fellow citizens all of the time. Even in his dreams:

It is a sad fact of life and he has to push on like the rest of us although he longs for the good times:

Although he is a very busy person trying to defeat the terrorists for the good of the human race, George W Bush still does have a little time on his hands for a photoshoot:

Meanwhile, in UK politics (cos our stuff always comes last cos Tony Blair is just a puppet really), we find out the real reason why David Blunkett aka David Blunted was forced to resign for the second time from the Labour Party in 2005. You'd think he would have learned from the first time but his short term memory was somewhat destitute:

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haarpwave — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 22:37:55 GMT

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Welcome to the Teesside Social Justice Forum

haarpwave — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 21:40:48 GMT

Welcome to our new forum!
Teesside Social Justice Society

Hello there. This is my first attempt at setting up a forum. Please sign up if you haven't already, but only after you have read the forum rules. This site I hope will be our first base for the Teesside Social Justice Society. Eventually I will move the forum onto our own web address, but this should do for now. Please post any suggestions you have in the suggestions section. I will post a finalised set of the forum rules soon, once we have had an opportunity to discuss them. Until then, please observe the preliminary rulebook.

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Comradely,

Haarpwave.
Board Administrator.